Nkechi Leave Me Alone Please!!! (Part 2)

Chat with Check Edgar Hey CheckMates, it’s Check Edgar here! Last week, Nkechi left my house.

This week, she entered my bank account. First it was her younger brother.

Then her mother. Then her grandmother.

Every emergency came with tears, prayers, and an account number. Then a pastor prayed, a miracle happened, and somehow I became an investor in the Nigerian stock market.

I did not ask for any of it. Meanwhile, an unknown number has been calling my phone since last night.

I have a feeling I know who it is. This is Part Two.

The final part. Why am I still single?

Because even my in-laws have a rate card. Nkechi, please.

Leave me alone. Edgar doesn’t lie. 🎤 Laugh & Sip is back live in Lagos on 6 November.

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