🏈 Dimples Nation, football season just got Dimplified! In this special edition of The Dimple Report , Graceful Grady and the Dimple Detection Unit — the DDU — hit the gridiron for the inaugural Dimpled Dominating Draftees , spotlighting 20 players to watch during the 2026 season!
From Drake Maye, Lamar Jackson, Jalen Hurts and Patrick Mahomes to Christian McCaffrey, Justin Herbert, Zay Flowers, Caleb Williams and more, we're breaking out the Dimple Power Ratings and having some fun with cheek dimples, cleft chins, whisker dimples and some serious DOUBLE DIMPLE POWER! And this isn't your typical football ranking.
Who earns a 99? Who moves up the Dimple Power board?
And which players could become the faces of Dimples Nation on the gridiron? Plus, we're turning up the volume with something special: The Dimple Gridiron Anthem , an original song created especially for this episode. 🎶🏈 It's football.
It's music. It's dimples.
And it's a side of the game you won't hear anywhere else. This special edition is presented by DimpleBets — coming soon.
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Key Topics Introduction to the NFL Dimpled Dominating Draftees for 2026 The Dimple Power Rating system and how it's calculated Profiles of top NFL players with notable dimples, including Christian Gonzalez and Patrick Mahomes The significance of dimples in NFL scouting and player evaluation The expansion of NFL Zone and its global reach The first member of the Dimple 99 Club: Lamar Jackson The fun and playful approach to NFL analysis through dimples Upcoming episodes and the return to regular show format Summary This episode explores the fascinating world of NFL players with distinctive dimples, introducing the NFL Dimpled Dominating Draftees to watch for 2026. Hosted by Graceful Grady, it combines sports analysis with fun insights into dimple power ratings and unique player profiles.
Chapters Introduction to the NFL Dimpled Dominating Draftee The Dimple Power Rating system explained Christian Gonzalez's historic contract and dimple profile Patrick Mahomes' return and his dimple rating The first member of the Dimple 99 Club: Lamar Jackson Summary of the inaugural NFL Dimpled Draftees Closing remarks and upcoming episodes Sound Bites "Christian Gonzalez's cheek and chin dimples are impressive" "Patrick Mahomes' DPR rating is 96" "Lamar Jackson is the first member of the Dimple 99 Club" Send us Fan Mail Support the show Thanks for listening to The Dimple Report! Subscribe now on your favorite podcast app so you never miss an episode.
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