Vegetables Don't Exist (with Langston and David)

Bert and Ernie, ummm sorry, Langston and David get together to answer your voicemails. What happened to all the Black puppets, and how did puppets infiltrate the magic castle?!

Are vegetables even real? Plus, what's next for Langston and David?

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