100ft Jesus, Police Called on Soccer Toddler & Your Wildest Teachers | HEIGHTENED BABBLE Ep 44

Welcome to Episode 44 of Heightened Babble Brad Williams and JB Ball start with a vote reminder and a round of National Sandwich Day, World Jellyfish Day and National Cliché Day. They celebrate Dolph Lundgren and Osamu Tezuka, and Brad plugs the Tall Tales tour.First Class Mail is a rundown of Nana-submitted stories about running into teachers in unexpected places: drugs, strip clubs, medical settings, drunk in public, and adult films, toys, brothels and swingers.

It ends with a teacher who became "Mrs. Robinson" on OnlyFans and recognized Johnny Sins as her former 10th-grade student.

The guys agree teachers should be paid more.In Too Tall Tales, a man dressed as Jesus is accidentally lifted 100 feet by a crane at an Easter event in Seoul. That leads to Brad's parasailing story with Jo Koy and a debate about shark attacks.

The second story is about Nevada, a 3-year-old soccer phenom whose game drew a police call. His GoFundMe had passed $42,000 when the hosts checked, and they ask fans to write "Let a Nana know, Nevada" in their donation comments.Support Nevada's GOFUNDME:https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-nevadas-soccer-journeySend your stories and answers to heightenedbabble@ or leave a voicemail at (323) 272-3908.

Support the show at patreon.com/heightenedbabble.Chapters00:00 Studio banter and the number 4401:07 Welcome and Election Day reminder02:16 Sandwich Day, Jellyfish Day and Cliché Day03:53 Dolph Lundgren, the Swedish "Russian"05:22 Osamu Tezuka and the "I'm a Japanese" bit08:20 Tall Tales tour dates15:09 First Class Mail: teachers in weird places17:15 Teachers and drugs, teachers and strip clubs22:31 Medical encounters: vasectomies and urine bottles24:57 Teachers drunk in public32:47 Adult films, toys, brothels and swingers36:41 Mrs. Robinson, Johnny Sins and the OnlyFans teacher41:09 Pay teachers more44:44 Too Tall Tales: Jesus lifted 100 feet by a crane50:41 Brad and Jo Koy go parasailing, plus shark fears01:00:47 Too Tall Tales: the 3-year-old soccer phenom01:16:57 Nevada's GoFundMe and "Let a Nana know, Nevada"01:31:37 Patreon, Booker T and sign-offFollow us on social media!Instagram: YouTube: @BradWilliamsComedy Brad's Instagram: Instagram: Babble is what happens when two stand-up comedians who couldn’t be built more differently take on the world one ridiculous conversation at a time.

From comedy and culture to debates, disagreements, and pure nonsense, Brad Willams and JB Ball elevate the art of running their mouths. If you want a comedy podcast that’s unpredictable, unfiltered, and undeniably entertaining, welcome to Heightened Babble#podcast #comedy #comedian #comedians #funny #podcastclips