
Dr. Apples ®
Lacye A. Brown·30 episodes·Infrequent·No new episodes since Oct 2025
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Award-winning fantasy storytelling series: a wizard hunts for his mother across 4 formats—folklore, humor, audiobook, interview. Rooted in Black oral tradition.
Episodes
Latest Episode
October 3, 2025 · 37m
Dr. Apples recounts his search for the legendary Giggling Goblin Green tea, a brew so potent it makes Vegas headliners look tame. Between dodging eye fuzzies and side-stepping hobos with dubious financial advice, he stumbles into a tea house straight out of a fever dream, run by British gentlemen with Oxford-grade eccentricity and a barista who warns him like a haunted fortune cookie. Just as he’s sipping on the promise of anarchy, in burst pirates—the eco-conscious kind with sustainable swag and caffeine cravings sharper than their wooden swords. Dr. Apples, never one to waste a good mess, tricks them into sipping enchanted teas that launch them into chaotic side quests: a burger brawl with the Deep Fry Demon, a romantic math show featuring a flirtatious sea monster, a Black Friday bloodbath, and a theatrical debut that gets booed off stage. Peace is restored, pirates are dispatched, and Dr. Apples walks out victorious—tea in hand and trouble on the horizon. ************************************************************************* What happens when you mix a dash of whimsy with a pinch of mystery and a whole lot of tea? Journey with us into the whimsical world of Dr Apples, where a simple stroll down Tchoupitoulas Street leads to an unexpected encounter with a clingy eye fuzzy and a detour into the mystical Temporal Tastings House. Meet the enigmatic tea masters, Reginald Thistlewaite and Percival Fortiscue, as they offer brews that promise to unlock doors to realms beyond our understanding. You'll find yourself pondering the peculiar and pondering the possibilities as we sip on tales that transcend reality. Prepare for a tide of laughter as we chart a course through the chaotic and comedic adventures of a pirate in "Calculus of Love." This lovesick buccaneer takes on algebraic affection challenges in a quest to win over the extraordinary Gertrude Boo, a mer-octopus with a flair for the dramatic. From surviving the madness of Black Friday to stealing the show on a Hollywood stage, our pirate's escapades are filled with humor, romance, and unexpected turns. Join us for a rollicking tale of love, algebra, and the surprising paths we navigate in pursuit of our dreams. CAST Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora Reginald Thistlethwaite - Jon Mcnally Percival Fortescue - Chris Sansom Captain - Cormac Brennan Pirate 1 / Hobo / Audience 1 / Customer 1- Nasim Benelkour Pirate 3 / Announcer - Matt Beckius Lacie – Lacye A. Brown Send Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show 🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎 #DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links: IMDb (Please leave a review!): Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: Instagram: TikTok: YouTube:
More Episodes
Oct 22, 2024 · 28m
Ever wonder what happens when you lose a sock in the laundry? Get ready for spin cycle shenanigans with Dr. Apples as he investigates "The Lost Laundry Legend and the Shoe Syndicate's Sinister Scheme!" When his favorite sock pulls him into a portal, he lands in the lint trap of the universe, battling a shoe syndicate with more twists than a pretzel. reunite them. Join us as we navigate a labyrinth of forgotten relics and more. But that's not all—prepare to be transported into a realm where upcycling meets whimsy, and worn-out flip-flops find new life as vibrant phone cases. With themes of creativity and sustainability woven into a tapestry of magical storytelling, these two paragraphs will make sense in the end after listening to this wonderful episode! It’s a tale to knock your socks off—or at least keep you entertained! CASTDr. Apples - Anthony J. SantoraMr. Steiner - Jon McnallyFlip-Flap - Devin BairdBoot-Tista / Sock 7 - Cormac BrennanKicks Fury - Matt BeckiusSock 4 - Mel TorrefrancaExtra Socks - Lacye A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples
Oct 8, 2024 · 3m
Ever wondered what it's like to be a sentient piggy bank with a penchant for interdimensional mischief? Join us as we navigate the zany world of Mr. Steiner, Dr. Apples' delightfully chaotic personal assistant. From preventing appliances from opening wormholes to entertaining alien diplomats with dubious truth serums, Mr. Steiner’s escapades promise to keep you laughing and on the edge of your seat. You’ll hear all about his unique challenges, from taming rogue gadgets to interpreting ancient texts, all while managing the unpredictable antics of Dr. Apples. Prepare yourself for a hilariously unpredictable ride as Mr. Steiner regales us with his candid confessions and whimsical anecdotes. Discover the true meaning of intergalactic paperwork and why you should always have bacon on hand. With tales that span across dimensions and species, including a memorable mix-up with Martian aphrodisiacs, this episode is sure to leave you in stitches. So, tune in, have a laugh, and perhaps bring some bacon along for the journey—Mr. Steiner assures us it's life-changing!CAST: Mr. Steiner / Elderly Ghost - Jon McnallySend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples
Sep 24, 2024 · 28m
What happens when Dr. Apples ventures into Piggy Bank Land to settle a debt and uncovers a plot by the Penny Pinchers gang to steal a powerful magical device? Immerse yourself in this episode where the line between the mundane and the mystical blurs delightfully. We explore the shadowy corners of Dr. Apples' laboratory as he recounts his thrilling quest to secure the Gobble Nickel Transcripter—a gizmo capable of decoding any script in the cosmos. From cosmic errands to eavesdropped secrets, this whimsical journey is filled with quirky encounters and unexpected twists that will leave you spellbound. Join us as we unravel the mystery of Hall Light's disappearance and its profound impact on the crystal community. Dr. Apples sheds light on the significance of balance and the vital importance of maintaining positive vibes in the face of challenges. Navigate through magical elements like time portals and celestial currents, and uncover the fascinating backstory of the Gobble Nickel. As the episode concludes, you'll be reminded to find magic in the everyday and to keep your imaginations wild and ready for what’s next. Tune in for an enchanting tale that promises more adventures to come!CAST:Dr. Apples - Anthony J. SantoraTeen Girl ONE - Mel TorrefrancaTeen Girl TWO - Caitlin FergusonBlop-Buster Employee - Matt BeckiusGlobert / Crystal Guardian ONE - Nasim BenelkourLacie - Lacye A. BrownExtra Piggy Bank/ Mall People – Avery A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples
Sep 17, 2024 · 30m
Join Mr. Steiner, Dr. Apples' charming and cheeky pet alien piggy bank, as he uncovers a ghostly gala. Amidst the spectral shenanigans, he finds a clue to Dr. Apples' mother's whereabouts. This whimsical and hilarious tale blends mystery, magic, and a touch of the absurd. CAST: Mr. Steiner / Elderly Ghost -Jon Mcnally Dr. Apples - Anthony J. Santora Stacey, the Mattress Tag - Trina Deuhart Ghost Spookles - Matt Beckius Matthew/ Jazz/ Clumsy Ghost/ DJ Boo Beats - Nasim Benelkour Pickle - Avery A. BrownGhost 1 & 3 - Jay Brown Portal – Lacye A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples
Sep 10, 2024 · 2m
Ever wondered what happens when an interstellar adventurer leaves his earthly assistant to manage the chaos? Join us for a whimsical and chaotic episode where Lacie, Dr. Apple's ever-resourceful assistant, steps in and shares her hilarious escapades. From handling alien restraining orders to correcting magical tax returns, Lacie's life is a rollercoaster of enchantment and mischief. And let's not forget the emergency involving Mr. Steiner and a counterfeit quarter that sent Dr. Apple running—leaving Lacie to take the spotlight! Prepare to be thoroughly entertained as Lacie blabs with a touch of magic and lots of humor, offer a delightful peek into her unique role. Whether she's rescheduling time loops or preventing haunted snow globe sales, Lacie's charm and wit will keep you hooked. Tune in for a longer, more enchanting episode that guarantees laughter and a break from the mundane.CAST: Lacie- Lacye A. BrownSend Dr. Apples a message! Note: We can't reply back. Sowrry! :( Support the show🍎 Hey! You're great! Thanks for listening! 🍎#DrApples #LacyeABrown #Fiction #FictionalFantasy #Comedy #Storytelling Links:IMDb (Please leave a review!): https://www.DrApplesIMDb.com Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/DrApples Website: https://drapples.com/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/TheDrApples/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@drapples.com YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/drapples